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My child is a loser. Like his mother.

Wait. No. Not that kind of loser. I mean, he misplaces things a lot. Many things got lost by me as a child and it seems my youngest child has the same habit.

When I was growing up, I was terrified of getting in trouble. My Dad yelling at me for something was like: WORST CASE SCENARIO! MUST AVOID AT ALL COSTS! So I learned early on that if I lost something, to try to either distract him from noticing by making up excuses until he forgets the thing exists: “It’s in my locker! And has been for the last 7 months!” Or, save up money and replace the thing that I lost before he notices it’s gone.

Things I saved up to replace: 

  1. Ray Ban Aviators. A gift I requested for 8th grade graduation which APPALLED my father because – WHY DO WE GIVE GIFTS FOR 8th GRADE GRADUATION? AND WHY DO SUNGLASSES COST SO MUCH? But, you know: Tom Cruise.  So, he bought them for me, and I lost them. So I saved up allowance to buy another pair. And then I lost those. Epic Kim.
  2. Gold Coin Ring. This was all the KRAZE when I was in high school. I asked for one for Christmas but they cost $75 and my Dad made it clear that our budget for Christmas gifts wasn’t much more than that. SO! That was basically my only gift that year. And I lost it. So I saved up my lunch money and starved myself until I could replace it. And then…can you guess what happened? YEAH! I LOST IT AGAIN!
  3. A fancy graphing calculator. This one he noticed IMMEDIATELY because he loved the calculator so I borrowed a friend’s who dropped Calculus until I could buy my own. I don’t think I lost the second one. MIRACLE OF MIRACLES.

But there are a lot of things I never could or did replace. Like a windbreaker that was in my “locker at school” for so long Dad knew I had lost it so it just became the thing he harassed me about in the future, just to see how I’d act.  When I was a Senior in high school I did what I did before EVERY volleyball game. I attached all of my nice jewelry (which I had a lot by then, I asked for a new piece for every birthday/Christmas) to a 14k watch/bracelet that I found at the beach and my Dad modified to put seashells in – my most PRIZED POSSESSION. And then lost the entire batch. Everything. That’s the hardest loss of my childhood.  I lost 100 purses before I started driving and needed to keep better track of things. I lost notebooks and school supplies and uniforms.  Jackets and sweaters.  EVERYTHING. The lost-and-found at my high school even had a special place for my purse because I left it behind in classrooms like once a week.

So, Dad knew I lost things a lot.  And he got mad about it. A LOT. But, when he wasn’t angry and yelling he always said, “It’s because you have too much going on in your brain and you push things off to remember important things like homework assignments (I was an excellent student) and game times and meeting times and appointment times. (I was active in extra-curriculars.) This was him trying to find the silver lining. 

I tell you all of this because Wesley leaves behind a trail of debris of possessions EVERYWHERE HE GOES. He never makes it through a winter without losing one coat, last year he lost two. He left his ipod Touch AND his flip phone in Knoxville this weekend.  I stopped packing him lunches because he has lost so many lunch boxes and lunch containers. 


So I have to remind myself that A) I was that bad and B) Eventually I grew out of it. I am a little scatter-brained sometimes because – with an anxious brain – my brain is still always kinda worrying about 100 things at any moment. But I learned how to manage it, how to keep track of things in ways that work WITH my scattered brain, and I learned about the power of routine. If you put your stuff in the same place all the time you don’t HAVE to think about it, it becomes routine.

So when I’m not angry that he has lost a $40 hoodie he asked for at Christmas – THE SECOND TIME HE WORE IT –  I try to remember he gets it from me. And I try to guide him towards tricks that helped me eventually.

But I fear a lot of it just needs to be growth. I don’t think I can teach him the things I had to learn. I think I had to age into those lessons. So, I try to help him and I cross my fingers he won’t still be losing stuff when he’s 43. 

If you have a loser child, find peace in knowing I was the SAME WAY and if my Dad was alive he’d totally help you start a support group for Parents Of Loser Kids because it made him CRAZY. 

6 thoughts on “My child is a loser. Like his mother.”

  1. My youngest is this way, and so hard on herself about it. i try to guide her towards routine, but is love to hear any other tips and tricks you have that might be helpful to her.

  2. My older chid continuously lost things when she was young. Lately she is doing much better, although she did lose an iPhone. My younger child is better at keeping up with things, but it seems he has been leaving underwear places this summer! He is almost out so we have to buy more. I’ve kidded him about the trail he’s left behind…?

  3. My daughter lost everything when she was younger. I think we went through 17 jackets one year? And the items never turned up in lost and found or anything, just vanished *poof* into thin air. I also stopped packing her lunch because she’d lose it before lunch time or forget it somewhere. She’s lost watches and headphones and stuffed animals and my iphone she snuck to school and jewellery (like my wedding ring she snuck out of my jewellery box, and more pairs of earrings than I can count) and shoes off her feet (how, child? HOW), pencils, notebooks, money, her wallet, order forms for school, you name it and it’s disappeared.

    She’s 12 now, and still a little scatter brained, but it has gotten better.

  4. I suspect your lost jewelry was stolen. Yes I lose things all the time- so did/ does my daughter. I also trust that when I leave something somewhere, I will get it back, and I usually do. This drives my husband nuts. Especially when It is my debit card- which is almost always in the car or house. I have only had to cancel it twice. Your license has to be renewed everyey 5 years- Gee- I don’t think I have ever had one last that long without having to get another.

  5. I never buy expensive sunglasses to this day because I lose them everywhere. I make up for it by being an accidental pen/pencil/marker kleptomaniac.

    The only sunglasses I never lost kept coming back to me. Caught at Mardi Gras. Yellow in front with one green and one purple ear piece. People chase me down to give them back to me. UUUUGGGLY! Hee.

  6. I feel for you and your youngest. I am that way too and never grew out of it. Luckily, my partner has the patience of a saint. I’ve spent hundreds of dollars replacing car keys, cancelled debit cards multiple times per year, misplaced my $2K professional horn by leaving it in the school practice rooms. I learned to memorize all my music because I never knew where I last left it. As an adult, I’ve lost checks, eye glasses, phones, wallets, jackets, left expensive outfits and shoes in hotel rooms multiple times. I’ve been so ridiculously lucky with honest people returning my belongings that I don’t deserve to have any money left to my name. It seems like most people can hold their surroundings somewhere in their consciousness while they’re focusing on something else, but when I concentrate on something, I lose awareness of EVERYTHING else. I thought that kind of focus was a gift, then I became an adult and they called it ADHD.

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