LilZ is taking a class this semester that is some variation of “Home Economics” – but they teach about all sorts of things. This week they learned how to clean toilets. They even had a video that LilZ warned the viewer to clean the seat and the area around the seat because “Some men don’t have proper aim.” HA! So many muttering comments, so little time.
Their homework for the weekend was to clean a toilet in their home and then have their parent grade it. LilZ cleaned his own toilet and I thought it was going to kill him. And my toilets are clean! I clean them once a week – so he had it easy. They should have made the kids clean the toilets of a random all-boy dorm room at the college here. That would teach them.
So, he cleaned my toilet and I graded him tough. Seriously. I am so mean! Can you believe I gave him a 23 out of 35? He can not. And he will probably complain on that to all of his friends at school today. That and the fact that I did a High School Musical dance outside my car in the Target parking lot. I though he and the other kids in the car were going to spontaneously combust from embarrassment.
If there were an award for the most evil mother a middle-schooler could have – I would win it with no competition.