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Mr. Wizard meets Martha Stewart

OH MY GOD. Do you see this…this…this CREATURE? It is some concoction MrZ and LilZ whipped up tonight. MrZ was craving something sweet, so he started by mixing brown sugar, peanut butter, and maybe some chocolate chips together. As I mocked his creation from the living room, he decided to add an entire stick of butter. Several cups of sugar, flower, and eggs later, LilZ had joined in with the suggestion, “Hey! Lets add some yogurt!” and so went the strawberry/kiwi yogurt into this “dessert”. MrZ recalled that most desserts call for baking powder so he added, what he would later tell me to be, “several tablespoons” which is probably why this thing go so DAMN HUGE. I think they added several more ingredients before deciding it needed to be cooked at 400 degrees for long enough to fill up the house with smoke and VOILA.

MrZ said it tasted like glue. But they both had a blast making it, so that’s all that matters, right?

(I didn’t eat any because I’m scared of it.)

16 thoughts on “Mr. Wizard meets Martha Stewart”

  1. it tasted like glue??? sheesh. it looks like the world’s most awesome brownie. man, i must be *dieting* or something, because the food fantasies are getting out of hand

  2. HOLY! MOLY! At first I thought it looked good until I read the ingredients and got to the second pic…

    Now I’m craving brownies… Damn.

  3. We are probably all familiar with the images of Jesus Christ in a Grilled Cheese Sandwich, and perhaps even Mother Mary in the random Pancake or Souffle (Ho Hum, been there seen that), but WHY LORD WHY do you choose to show us the Uncircumcised Penis in a Cakepan? Complete with bellybutton and thighs and OMG everything else to go with? Why us? Why now? We are afraid, we are very afraid …

  4. Whoa, Zoot- I would put that thing outside tonight before you go to bed! Who knows what could happen?!
    It is nice that the fellas got together though and did a little male bonding- just keep ’em out of the kitchen the next time!

  5. Oh. My. God. The uncircumsised penis connection has me cracking up over here. I *so* see it! On the totoal flip side of this story, I think it’s awesome the “boys” had fun being goofy/creative together.

  6. If I were you, I would be extremely happy that the boys were smart enough to put tin foil in the pan first!! That probably made a bitch of a mess in your oven, but if they had fun, it was all worth it right? Right? Even when you are prob gonna have to clean the oven? And the dishes? And the kitchen? Maybe they could do their bonding in the garage next time. And I can totally see the penis in it. Too funny!!!

    Love your blog, and peekin’ in on your life. Thanks!!

  7. Um..that looks pretty yuck. I dont think I would have the balls to taste it at all. Like you said two men in the kitchen having a blast…who cares what the outcome is! Just another memory!

  8. OMG….You might want to stock up on mixes or something in case they get that urge again….It does look yummy until you read the ingredients.. How much fun wash that though…hehehehe

  9. it LOOKED really good, then you listed it’s ingredients….at least the men-folk had fun! I agree with the person who suggested stock-piling on mixes. Betty Crocker brownie mixes are your friend!

  10. My husband looks up from his ps2 boxing match and says, what the hell is that? so I read him the blog entry, and say yes, these are the blogs, no porn, just mommies, and our inordinate amount of crazedness (a word?).

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