Dr. SoNice broke up with me today. He has been my OB/GYN for almost two years now. He seems to think we are not filling each other’s needs anymore. It’s really sad because we’ve had such good memories together. My favorite was when he told me the fetus that had been growing inside of me for 12 weeks was dead. Yeah, THOSE were good times.
Alas, all good things must come to an end. And he’s right, he just can’t give me what I want – a nine-month pregnancy leading to the birth of a child. He’s tried all he can do – but I am just too needy. We promised we would get together again in March for my yearly Pap – but until I successfully carry a pregnancy past the first trimester? He wants nothing to do with me.
He has set up a blind date for me and another doctor. We call him Dr. Popular because he’s the guy all the girls want. He will see me in a month. Unfortunately – he is requiring a lot of tests for me to take between now and then. Something about a possible hostile cervical environment (even my cervix is a bitch), thyroid problems, low progesterone levels, and/or uterine scarring. Dr. Popular wants to know everything about me before our first date. He’s not big on flying blind.
So. All in all? I think it’s going to be a good relationship. I hear he’s really young, which is good. I’ll be the Demi to his Ashton. Without all of that Kabala crap.