You had to know that eventually I’d jump on Linda’s question bandwagon, right? And I did – but I recorded it in an effort to (a) be lazy and (b) document my daughter’s insanity. What resulted was such a funny video I decided I’d transcribe it for those of you unable to see vimeo. But then I remembered reason (a) I’m lazy. And I don’t have the energy. So you will have to just trust me: It’s hilarious! She air-punches someone in the face! And says I’m the best at putting people in timeout!