I’m so old

Guess what I’m doing tonight? I’m going to a BAR. To see a BAND play. And possibly DANCE. Do you know how long it’s been since I’ve done that? A million years – that’s how long. It’s one of my best friend’s birthday and to celebrate we’re going to see her favorite band play. I used to see the same band whenever they came into town, but they have since broken up and only play once in a blue moon. And I’ve gotten old and boring.

But I’m so excited! I’m also nervous because – what if they can tell I’m old and don’t let me in? What do I wear? How much money do I need? Should I carry cash or will they run me a tab? Does anybody run tabs anymore? Does anyone use cash anymore? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

Either way – it should be fun. I’m a huge fan of good bluegrass and these guys are awesome. I’m also a big fan of dancing and I haven’t been out in years – I guess since my bachelorette party – so I’m sure I’ll look sufficiently like a fool to last for the next five years.