The good news? The men are gone and my bladder is empty. Well, actually, I’ve had two diet cokes since I last peed (pee’d? pee-ed?) so it’s probably not empty, but when it fills back up? I can pee knowing no one else can hear me. I ended up going to Target, but not just to use the facility, because I also remembered I needed some nail polish remover since I’ve got about 12 layers on my toenails now. Actually? Acetone will probably not even be strong enough, I’ll need a blow torch.

HOWEVER, I just dribbled spaghetti sauce all down the front of my shirt, so the joy I feel from the workers being gone? Has been replaced by sadness over the ruin of what elt like a Zoot-looks-kinda-presentable Day. That’s what I get for trying to fix myself up. Just when I thought it was safe to wear nice clothes because NikkiZ doesn’t spit-up that much anymore. I had evidently forgotten about my own propensity for staining clothing, since I’d had someone else to blame it on for so long.


7 thoughts on “Aaaaahhhh”

  1. My mom had an extra Tide-to-Go pen, so she gave it to me and ever since then, nothing in our house has been stained. I’m kinda sad about that. I want to use my Tide pen!

  2. I agree about the Tide to go pen. I works when you need it, but if you actually have it with you nothing will spill, it has mysterious powers that pen!

  3. My tide pen turned. So becareful. After about a month of stain cleaning it got this smell. This horrible horrible dirty fish water smell. yuck!

  4. Aw man. I SO understand the dribbling thing…this is why I try not to wear white. Cause I know I will spill on it.

  5. My Tide pen started to smell wonky too. What’s up with that? Still works though. Highly recommend it. I think I have used it more on my co-workers than on me.

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