Oh. My. Sweet. God. In. Heaven.

MrZ just killed the BIGGEST hornet I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE life. And I’m not even exaggerating. It was so big I’m thinking it was actually NOT a very large hornet, but maybe a very small dragon. Or dinosaur. SCARY. I would have taken a picture but I was too busy being all “OHMIGOD don’t get that thing NEAR ME! eeeeek GET IT AWAY FROM ME!”

(Yes. It was already dead at that time. Imagine if I would have seen it ALIVE.)

And then he threw it away. So, no picture. But trust me. GI-GAN-TIC. HUGE. MON-STROUS. SC-A-RY.

This totally makes up for him getting all pissy this morning about bikes and stuff in the garage.