Churches in this town like to change their marquees to have inspirational quotes or words of wisdom. The church I saw today said
“Wal-Mart Is Not The Only Saving Place”
Of course not. We have two Super-Targets in this town. And right now? They have all of their groovy picnic and summertime goodies on sale 30% off. If I’m going to hell, I want to make sure I have some Hot Pink Citronella Candles and Aqua Striped Pool floats to take with me.